What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What do you call octopus twins?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
How did groundhogs get their name?
Where do cows go for lunch?
Why are stones so good at music?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Where do termites go camping?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?