What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Why do cats love to work?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why did the peach come home from work early?