What does a cat go to sleep on?
A caterpillow.
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
How did the toad die?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?