What's the most athletic footwear?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
Where do termites go camping?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What is the most adorable season?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?