Why do pigs tell jokes?
Because they love to ham it up.
What do you call a happy cowboy?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What bird is always sad?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Why did the echo get detention?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
How are mountains able to see?