Why do pigs tell jokes?
Because they love to ham it up.
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Why is summer always sad?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
How long will dinner be?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
How long do chickens work?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What's red and smells like blue paint?