Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Because they are chill-dren.
Where was Noah born?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Why are baseball games at night?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What's the friendliest national park?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What bee is good for your health?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?