Why is laughter the best medicine?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What did one plate say to the other?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.