Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Because every fall, they let loose.
What is the coolest country?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
The museum curator needed a break.
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?