Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Because every fall, they let loose.
Why did the turkey join the band?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
A book just fell on my head.
How are teens like cats?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Where do baby apes sleep?
How do you know bees have allergies?
I broke my finger!
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?