Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Because every fall, they let loose.
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What do you call two birds in love?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What is the loneliest cheese?
How do you get kids to do something?
Which animal is the most religious?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?