What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Bakin'.
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What did one plate say to the other?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?