Which celebrity loves to read?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Where would you put an injured insect?