Why do runners watch so much TV?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?