Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What cartoon character loves insects?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
