Why do cubes make great referees?
Because they make every call fair and square.
What's a cat's favorite color?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?