What's the scariest letter?
The zom-b!
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What do fish use for glasses?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?