Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What season begins with a thud?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Why do rhinos charge?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
How did the tree get lost?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?