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What's a cat's favorite song?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What do Scottish toads play?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What do you call a dog in space?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"