Why is sand so optimistic?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?