Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
He has great delivery, so maybe he has a chance!
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Where do surfers go to school?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?