Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
He has great delivery, so maybe he has a chance!
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Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
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Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
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What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?