Why are turtles so shy?
It takes them a while to come out of their shells.
What did March say to the madness?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
How do bears keep cool?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Why is the number 4 so smart?