What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Where in earth have you been?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
How do birds threaten one another?
Why was the math book sad?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?