What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Where in earth have you been?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Where do books sleep?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?