What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?