What did the ocean say to the beach?
Why is summer always sad?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?