Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Because people have no words for how angry it makes them.
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Did you know about April 1st?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Do you have the best ceiling?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Why are stones so good at music?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What building always gets stains on it?
Who is friends with everyone at school?