Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Because people have no words for how angry it makes them.
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What do you call a household of counselors?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
How did groundhogs get their name?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Where do superheroes blend right in?