Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Because people have no words for how angry it makes them.
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
What food is a man's best friend?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Which insect is the smartest?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What day do hands always go to church?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?