Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Because people have no words for how angry it makes them.
Why are bakers so good at math?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Where does breakfast live?
How do you make a cow float?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?