Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Because people have no words for how angry it makes them.
What event do spiders love to attend?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
How did the toad die?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?