What insect thinks it's a dog?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What car can't keep a secret?
What does a dog say before eating?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?