Why do pigs tell jokes?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Families are like fudge.
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?