What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What's the friendliest national park?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?