When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?