Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
He lost his Hedwig™.
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
How do you arrest a pig?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?