What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What kind of computers do horses use?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?