Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
He lost his Hedwig™.
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Where do ants go to eat?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Why was the dog overweight?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Who is a house's favorite band?