Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Because all of their bats flew away!
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Why was the bee sad?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?