Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Because all of their bats flew away!
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What do fish use for glasses?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What's black and white and red all over?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?