Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Because all of their bats flew away!
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Where do baby apes sleep?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why was the broom late for school?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What do rich squirrels eat?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?