Where do termites go camping?
A tented house.
What's a frog's favorite year?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?