What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What do you call a sad latte?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What day is your mom always right?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?