What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
An animal that tells you everything that it remembers.
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What bee is good for your health?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?