What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
An animal that tells you everything that it remembers.
What is a cow's dream job?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
How do you talk to a giant?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What is the best way to study the Bible?