What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
An animal that tells you everything that it remembers.
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why do rhinos charge?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
How do you arrest a pig?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?