How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
How do snowmen get information?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
How do hurricanes see?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?