How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Are baby skunks cute?
What sweet treat never panics?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What do you call two birds in love?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What did the sick chicken say?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
