How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
How do you get to Tooth Island?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Why do cats give such great massages?