What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What did March say to the madness?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What's black and white and red all over?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Which state has the best streets?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?