What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
When do mice play every day?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?