What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Which singer could always break a five?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
How do fleas travel?