Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What season begins with a thud?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?