When should you stop for a glow worm?
When he has a red light.
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?