What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?