What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
I broke my finger!
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Where do polar bears vote?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?