What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Win-ter.
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?