What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
French flies and a diet croak.
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
Why was the musician arrested?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?