What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?