What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Why are stones so good at music?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?