Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Why are turtles so shy?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?