What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
A pigtail.
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What tea do footballers drink?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Where does water do all its banking?