Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What do ducks have for lunch?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?