What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Why don't ants get sick?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?