What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What did the sick chicken say?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Which family member has tusks?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?