Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
How long will dinner be?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What do minions always put in their salads?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?