How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Where do surfers go to school?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What birds make average students?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?