What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Tennis, because they know how to serve.
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Why was the cat so small?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What do you give a sick pig?