What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Tennis, because they know how to serve.
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
How was the wedding?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What is another name for a cow?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
How do trees get access to the internet?
How do you drive a man crazy?
When should you start writing a book?