Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Where do actors go to pray?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?