Why did the two science teachers start dating?
They had good chemistry.
What's E.T. short for?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What do you call a dog in space?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?