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How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
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Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
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How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
How do bears keep cool?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?