Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What did the sick chicken say?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What do you call an artistic dog?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
How long do chickens work?
Why was the mime upset?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?