Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
Where does laundry go to college?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What school subject really rocks?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?