What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Why are frogs always happy?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why do mice need oiling?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Where do mice leave their boats?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?