What goes ooo ooo ooo?
A cow with no lips.
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Which is the worst season?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?