Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
They're very good at finding things on the web.
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What did the sick chicken say?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?