Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
They're very good at finding things on the web.
Why are baseball games at night?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why don't ants get sick?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?