Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
They're very good at finding things on the web.
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why are fish such good architects?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?