Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
They're very good at finding things on the web.
Where can you always get cheap gas?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Why was the horse so happy?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Where do books sleep?