What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What did autumn say to summer?
What do you call a pig thief?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?