Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
How do horses navigate at night?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What do cows say on NYE?
What country has the most fish?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?