Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.
What is an archer's favorite store?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Why did electricity win the race?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Where do surfers go to school?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
How was the wedding?
What did summer say to spring?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Which insect is the smartest?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?