What's a cat's favorite song?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What do pigs do over the summer?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?