Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What horn never makes a sound?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
How does a squid go into battle?
What animals make the best students?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?