What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Why was the spider so smart?
Can February March?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What's the slowest 5k?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
How does a penguin build its house?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?