What is the difference between baseball and law?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Why do cows wear bells?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why are frogs always happy?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?