What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Paw Prints.
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What animal has the most fun?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What do naked fish play with?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What's the scariest letter?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?