What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Paw Prints.
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?