What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Paw Prints.
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
How does a barber get to work?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What type of car do planets buy?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?