Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What kind of books do boats write?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Why are turtles so shy?
How long do chickens work?