Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Because he didn't have mushroom there.
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
How long do chickens work?