Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Because he didn't have mushroom there.
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What do fish do at parades?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?