Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Because he didn't have mushroom there.
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
It's allergy season again?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
How do amoebas make calls?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What game do mice love to play?
Why are frogs always happy?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What is the emptiest holiday?