Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Because he didn't have mushroom there.
What do elves learn in school?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
How long will dinner be?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Why do cows go to New York?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
How do you wash a lamb?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
How does the moon cut her hair?