Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What's the holiest insect?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
