What type of car do planets buy?
A Mercury.
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?