What type of car do planets buy?
A Mercury.
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?