What type of car do planets buy?
A Mercury.
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What do you call a small mom?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?