What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
The collie wobbles.
What is the wealthiest fish?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Where are average things manufactured?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What's the politest month?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?