What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
The collie wobbles.
Where does laundry go to college?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
When do cows get tired?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What is another name for a cow?
Why are stones so good at music?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?