What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?