What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
Which cats have the best manners?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Why did the computer run out of money?
A book just fell on my head.
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What do cows like to dance to?
What is the best Christmas present ever?