What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
How does a taco bless the table?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?