How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Who is a house's favorite band?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What did the sick chicken say?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
How do hurricanes see?