How does a taco bless the table?
"Lettuce pray."
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What did March say to the madness?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What do Scottish toads play?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What's the richest basketball team?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?