What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
How do hurricanes see?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Why are grandkids so great?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?