Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Why do librarians never make plans?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?