Where do lions like to go on vacation?
The Catskills!
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?